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Grizz reads George R. Liz eventually follows the duo, taking a behind-the-camera position and occasionally bringing her adopted children to work. Another recurring character during the first two seasons, he is also credited as a series regular during seasons three and four. Dot Com is Tracy's driver and cook; in " Hard Ball ", their last names are revealed.
He credits a former campaign of his for a city council seat as having "raised the level of discourse in this city," even though he lost the election.
Dot Com and Grizz are old friends, having met at a "summer camp for giants" " Argus ". Like Tracy, Walter grew up in the South Bronx , though without experiencing poverty "I wanted for nothing as a child, but that brings its own challenges," he notes, with Tracy responding "Shut up, Dot Com!
Dot Com often serves as the voice of sanity within the series, and finds himself ignored with mounting frustration. He is soon joined behind the camera by Liz Lemon. Jonathan Maulik Pancholy is Jack's assistant. Jonathan harbours a desperate crush on Jack. His obsessive admiration of his boss is coupled with disdain towards Liz, whom he considers unworthy of Jack's attention.
In the episode " Believe in the Stars ," Jack reveals he only hired him because he was heavily medicated on Comanaprosil and he mistook Jonathan for M. Elsewhere, he mentions meeting his "birth parents," revealing he is adopted, and when in the season-five episode " Let's Stay Together ", when Jack asks Jonathan to provide a distraction by pretending to be a stereotypical Indian and faking an Indian accent, Jonathan objects, "But I'm from Palo Alto! As a Christmas gift one year, Jack secured the release of Jonathan's sister from a North Korean prison.
Liz once caught Jonathan wearing a wedding dress and dancing with one of Jack's suits. Jonathan retains his position when Jack is replaced by Kathy Geiss, and is heartbroken by Jack's departure. He stays on as Jack's assistant when Jack is reinstated and keeps the same office despite Jack's promotion to chairman of NBC. Jack fires Jonathan in " Cutbacks ," but he reappears as Jack's assistant three episodes later without explanation.
He relocates with Jack to a suite upstairs when the latter is appointed chairman of Kabletown and eschews the company's Philadelphia headquarters in favor of remaining in the G. Jonathan is off-camera throughout the show's sixth season, something that the characters appear not to notice.
Pancholy exists within the 30 Rock universe independently of Jonathan, being mentioned by Jack in " The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell " during that period; Alec Baldwin likewise exists independently of Jack who mentions the actor in " Hogcock!
Jonathan returns in season seven, stating that he was away looking after his sick grandmother. When characters enter the room they sometimes yell, "Shut up, Lutz!
The other characters are unconcerned about his well-being; when Lutz ran headfirst into a wall in " The Ones ", no one helped him until a wall-mounted television fell on him, and even then, Pete the producer tells the writers, who instigated the incident, "I hope you've learned your lesson.
Because of what you did, we almost lost a monitor. His first two initials were mentioned in " The Aftermath ", in which it was also revealed that he has a thyroid problem. He attended Oberlin College ; after his junior year, he traveled to South by Southwest a film, interactive, and music festival in Austin, Texas.
The show implies that he is a gay man in the process of coming out, although everyone ignores or forgets this due to their dislike of him. Lutz periodically mentions a girlfriend who lives in Canada, named Karen. No one believes him; therefore, Lutz created a website JDLutz. He finally identifies himself as bisexual while shouting at his fellow writers on their last day of work in " Last Lunch ".
It is also mentioned during season six that Kellan Lutz from the Twilight series is his grandnephew, and while everyone thinks this is another one of his lies, Kellan actually does show up in Season 7 to hang out with his relative and to try and tape a pro-Obama skit for TGS. In the series finale, Lutz finally takes revenge on the writing staff after seven years of ridicule by insisting that their final free lunch will be ordered from Blimpies , going to absurd lengths to ensure his victory, including legally changing his name to Johnny Aardvark so he will be first alphabetically.
Lutz's mother is portrayed by John Lutz in drag in " The Moms "; however, this may just be the character Lutz impersonating his own mother, since they are not seen together. Liz found him while he was opening for a puppet. He, Tracy, and Jenna Maroney are the three main actors on the show-within-a-show from Seasons 1 through 3. It has been said [ by whom? Josh is frequently seen in the writer's room, and appears to be the only member of the TGS cast who also works as a writer for the show.
Often referred to as being a "kid," Josh is described in dialogue in a way that implies he is young, guileless, and unintelligent. He is indeed typically portrayed as lacking smarts and is often shown doing things that are considered juvenile. Bush , and Jerry Seinfeld. His impressions have raised eyebrows from people who are not impressed, like Elizabeth Taylor played by Rachel Dratch , who knocked him out with an extinguisher and leaving him severely concussed after he did a sketch that offended her in which he impersonated the actress.
Original characters that he plays on the show include "Dr. Ridiculous," a Chinese man named Mr. Wang, and Gaybraham Lincoln.
In " The Baby Show ," Tracy got mad at Josh for impersonating him, claiming that Josh was turning him into a caricature. In " Hard Ball ," it is implied that Josh is Jewish, and in a carry-over during " Ludachristmas ," from the "Secret Rodney" ads that were running, Kenneth says "Merry Jewish" to Josh when passing out gifts. He, Frank, and Toofer are often observed fooling around and admiring Cerie. In the episode " The Break-Up ," Josh states that his parents raised him as a girl for 10 years.
In sharp contrast to Josh, Steiner was portrayed as slick and cunning. Steiner uses unnecessary abbreviations and has a "really bad sex addiction.
I had to let Tony [the security guard] watch me pee to get that tape". Lonny Ross was written out of the series in season four. He does appear via a flashback to a raunchy TGS sketch with Tracy in the series finale.
Danny is originally from Ottawa , and after starring in a movie about Canadian Football , came to New York and became a robotic street performer. On his first day of work without his silver clothes and makeup , Jack Donaghy renames him 'Danny' rather than have two Jacks. Danny had a brief fling with his boss, Liz Lemon, which annoyed Jack.
Ironically, it was Jack's example that inspired Liz to "take her reward" with her employee in the first place. Assuming that Danny's real name of Jack is a diminutive of Jon or John as it is with Donaghy, Kennedy , and former GE Chairman Jack Welch , he is in keeping with Liz's tendency to date men who share names with celebrities and fictional characters: Jack persuaded Danny to end the affair by telling Danny that he Jack was in love with Liz. Danny is earnest, good-natured, and a talented singer.
He defers to Jenna when his singing talent makes her jealous, to the point of deliberately singing badly during a Christmas special so she can step in and shine. He makes his final appearance in " There's No I in America ", when he asks Liz to help him from getting deported back to Canada, but Liz ignores his problem.
Jack considers Geiss his mentor, and idolizes him. Geiss has a mentally challenged daughter Kathy , an effeminate son Bertram, 'Daddy's Fancy Boy' , a secret second family in Canada a reference to Torn's role in Eulogy and a third secret attic family. In " Future Husband " Geiss dies, but real-world former GE chairman Jack Welch keeps his death a secret while GE negotiates a takeover with the fictional Philadelphia -based cable company Kabletown which is based on Comcast.
Geiss is cryogenically frozen in carbonite in an Episcopal service. She is a strange middle aged woman and appears to suffer from rosacea. Kathy likes unicorns , Mark Wahlberg and soap operas. She has been seen putting pocket watches and toy race cars in her mouth and eating flowers.
She rarely speaks, very occasionally saying single words such as "kiss kiss kiss" in " Do-Over " , but is a highly gifted singer and musician, once performing a beautiful rendition of " I Dreamed a Dream ", in a send-up of the Susan Boyle performance, and later performing "Ave Maria" as a trumpet solo.
Her appearance in " Idiots Are People Three! In "Idiots Are People Three! Her invention of a machine to hug the elderly is defective and implied to have crushed an old woman to death.
Devon is gay, but for a point, was closeted as he becomes engaged to Kathy Geiss in order to get ahead in the company. Devon lusts after Kenneth Parcell and uses his status as a former NBC page himself to ingratiate himself with Kenneth. Jack, however, uses Kenneth as a honey trap to spy on and distract Devon. After the events of "Do-Over" , he leaves Kathy and winds up showing up again in " Into the Crevasse " working for the Obama administration, and attempts to make Jack take government bail-out money, which Jack eventually does with reluctance.
He appears again in Season 5's "Plan B" , married and the father of three "gaybies" whom he and his partner Cashmere had via a surrogate mother. He briefly attempts to compete with Jack for the CEO position of Kabletown, but learns to treasure family more, and officially admits defeat to Jack.
He returns in " Idiots Are People Three! He is often angered by Jack's handling of TGS , but paradoxically always seems happy on the surface laughing incessantly, while directing thinly-veiled insults and threats to Jack and his staff. He is loosely based on the similarly alliteratively-named founder of Comcast , Ralph J. Roberts ; Comcast is sometimes said to be run as a "family business. Subhas Subhas Ramsaywack is the head janitor at 30 Rockefeller Plaza.
He is an Indian immigrant and is married to Ann Curry. Subhas is central to a plot arc in Season 4 parodying the feud between late-night television hosts Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien. In , Jack Donaghy had signed a contract with Subhas' rival Indian janitor, Khonani, to take over the In " Khonani ", it's and Jack informs Subhas the deal is taking effect.
After Subhas objects, Jack agrees to move him to Khonani however then protests to Jack that there is no trash for him to pick up at Ultimately, Subhas returns to First introduced in " TGS Hates Women ", she has twice used typical teenage girl antics to try to cover up her schemes to bring down Jack. Initially, she pretended to be interested in oceanography and later threatened to destroy Jack if he interfered with her future at Kabletown. Later on, she deliberately sabotaged an NBC reality show with singing kids as part of a convoluted plot to make sure Jack got her expelled from a private school she hated, thus landing her a spot at a school in Manhattan with her NYU student boyfriend—but Jack got the last laugh, as he ruined her dreams of playing lacrosse there and she couldn't pretend he hadn't won that round.
In this episode, it is apparently revealed that she is not Hank's granddaughter and Jack plans to expose her. In reality, she is Hank's granddaughter and that she deliberately set up Jack to try to make him send her DNA to Hank when he actually sent him someone else's DNA, using Devon as a pawn in her plan.
However, Jack revealed that he never sent Hank her DNA but instead a birthday card for Hank, something that Hank is very passionate about and something that Kaylie did not do due to being distracted by Jack throughout the whole week, sealing Jack's fate as Kabletown CEO and Kaylie's ultimate downfall. Jack has stated that people use Jorgensen as a scapegoat. Donny Lawson Paul Scheer is the head page at 30 Rockefeller Plaza, known for his weak one-liners and bizarre hand gestures.
Donny was introduced on the series when Jenna tries to find a replacement jacket for Kenneth; Donny uses this as an excuse to give Kenneth a demerit. He challenges him to a "page-off" a strange contest, mixing physical stamina with NBC trivia which is quickly broken up by Pete, who orders Donny to give Kenneth a new jacket. He tried to mediate a dispute between Jenna and Tracy, but failed. Weinerslav is a self-described "overweight transgender ".
He counseled Liz during her forced leave for sexual harassment which she attempted to extend by making a pass at him. He later counsels Jack and Liz when they briefly get married due to a clerical error. At first, she stalked Liz and deeply despised Jenna, having nearly succeeded in her efforts to maim or kill her and therefore become Liz's "best friend".
She also moves in with him in the same episode, and while her claim that she's "in love" with him appears to be false, she is the only woman he has ever been seen kissing on the show.
She previously had a relationship with a pimp named Razmig, and has some disturbing sexual notions. She is a recurring character, beginning in season six. Patrick's Day ", she reveals that she left her kids in a Sears in and has an IQ of 70, though considering her penchant for lying and exaggeration, it is possible that these claims are both false.
Before leaving, she reveals that Hazel Wassername is not her real name. Following her departure, Hazel breaks up with Kenneth. After leaving NBC, Wassername sues parent company Kabletown alleging to have been the victim of sexual harassment in " Florida ". Although her claims make her look worse than any of her co-workers, she accurately recounts how badly everyone treats Kenneth; when Jenna and Tracy tell him to be honest, he confirms those incidents though he isn't that upset about them and the bad publicity leads Hank Hooper to finally cancel TGS.
Jack Donaghy ", " Florida ". Legreta "Greta" Johansen Rachel Dratch is a cat wrangler who works on the show. Greta hints at an obsession with Liz, mentioning that she likes to watch Liz watching TV. Sue has a pragmatic personality, but she is known for unpredictable behavior. She appears to have an affinity for pornography , and some episodes allude that she is bisexual. Sue also claims that she is a virgin "with white guys" when offering herself to Jack in " St. In " Black Light Attack ", Tracy adds her to his entourage, seeking a woman's influence after he learns he is going to have a daughter; she soon, however, leaves the entourage in anger after Tracy begins to act like an overprotective father.
Felcher is Kenneth Parcell's boss while he works in Standards and enjoys using profanity and obscene gestures. Dennis Duffy Dean Winters was Liz's boyfriend for three episodes during the early part of the show's first season; he has also made appearances in each subsequent season. Liz had a relationship with him that ended prior to the series, and she briefly resumes a relationship with him only to break it off after discovering that he has been featured on To Catch a Predator.
Dennis later claimed that he knew the girl was actually eighteen because, "She said her last boyfriend was Asian, and that crap doesn't start 'till college.
He is generally disliked by most of the characters, most notably by Liz, Jack and Jenna, with whom he once had sex behind Liz's back. Dennis claims to be the love of Liz's life, which she disputes. The few good memories she has of him are mostly food-related, but she admits he makes her laugh. His nickname for her is "Dummy.
In his last two appearances on the show, Dennis has married an obnoxious Irish-American woman named Megan whose maiden name is also Duffy and they have adopted an African-American baby boy whom they call "Black Dennis".
While Dennis is worthless, he did inspire Liz to finally declare her love for her new boyfriend Criss Chros and, later, to marry him.
Dennis also is convinced that Liz converted to Judaism for Criss, despite the fact that neither he nor Liz practice any religion. Dennis is immature for a man his age, often exclaiming like a teenage boy. In one episode he sits on Liz's bed, playing Halo 3 ; then, he throws the controller down and yells that the controller is "defective" because "that grenade was right next to him! His other plans are similarly moronic, including a make-your-own coffee station, copying DVD movies onto LaserDisc , and the participation in a Balloon Boy -like stunt after being assigned to a program that pairs talented kids with troubled adults.
In his final appearance, he brags that he has found success selling "suicide insurance". In the episode " ", it is revealed that his ancestors were kicked out of Ireland, then kicked out of America, sent back to Ireland, then set adrift on a log. Patrick's Day ", " Mazel Tov, Dummies! Floyd's first appearance is when he accidentally sends flowers to Liz for Valentine's Day , which he actually intended to send to his girlfriend, Liz Lemler.
Liz, who doesn't know his name, calls him "flower guy" and develops a crush on him. In " Fireworks ," Liz follows Floyd to an AA meeting in order to get close to him and discovers that rules are important to him. When Liz lies about being an alcoholic so Floyd will confide in her, she discovers that members of the same AA group cannot date; therefore, she confesses she was never an alcoholic and merely had a crush on him.
Floyd eventually seems to want to spend more time with Jack than Liz. Despite seeming perfect for each other, Floyd and Liz break up. His wedding eventually takes place in the fourth-season finale " I Do Do ". He graduated from Columbia University medical school ; Disney used a photo of him from his high school swim team as a model for Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid.
His name is a play on Dr. He first appears in season three episode " Generalissimo ", when Liz accidentally receives his mail. After going through the contents which includes a warranty for his ice cream maker and his Netflix rentals: The Muppets Take Manhattan , Caddyshack , and a documentary on how pies are made , Liz decides he is perfect for her and creates a false persona so he will like her. Liz's scheme unravels, and Drew is disappointed in her; however, he reads her mail and tells her he feels Liz would have been someone he would have wanted to know.
Eventually, they agree upon a fresh start. He is recently divorced from Mandy and has one daughter from the marriage Bethany, a rebellious teenager who drinks wine and starts fires. Liz and Drew's first date was on Valentine's Day , during which Bethany ended up at Liz's apartment and Drew's mother died in the hospital.
On her deathbed she reveals to Liz that she is not actually Drew's mother; the person Drew thinks is his sister is, in fact, his mother. She asks Liz to tell him the truth and Liz reveals this to Drew later in the episode. In episode 15 of season three, " The Bubble " , Liz is concerned about the way others treat Drew; he is so handsome that he unintentionally causes others to fawn over him. He was a professional tennis player in college even though he is terrible at it.
Despite being horrible at everything from cooking to sex to not knowing how to perform the Heimlich maneuver , no one tells him the truth because he is so good-looking. Calvin Klein in a cameo stops him on the street and asks him to be an underwear model. He never has to wait in line at restaurants; when Liz blocking Drew's face from view orders his request off the menu and is berated by the waitress, he is mystified by her response and wonders where their complementary appetizer sampler is.
Jack, having firsthand knowledge of the situation from his younger days, describes this as "The Bubble. Eventually he apologizes for his behavior but prefers living in "The Bubble" to reality, asking Liz if she wants to take a ride with him on his new motorcycle.
Liz declines and Drew rides into the sunset, careening incompetently down the street. When Liz goes back to her ex-boyfriends in " Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land ", Drew appears with hooks on both hands: Drew later reappears in a cameo in season five episode Live Show , having received one replacement hand from a death row inmate.
The hand has a mind of its own, however, and begins to strangle him In the West Coast version of "Live Show", Drew received a female hand transplant that constantly tries to seduce him. Liz later sums up Drew in the phrase "So handsome Wesley Snipes Michael Sheen is an Englishman whom Liz meets at her dentist's office while recovering from a root canal operation. Being under the effects of nitrous oxide , they seem to hit it off and list each other in their phones as "Future Husband" and "Future Wife".
When sober, they immediately realize that they have nothing in common and dislike each other intensely. However, when they keep meeting each other by chance around the city, they continue to date believing that it is their destiny to "settle" for one another.
Wesley is displeased that the actor Wesley Snipes has his name, saying that the name is better suited to a "pasty, un-athletic British man". He frequently uses fictional British English phrases, such as "foot cycle" for bicycle and "film pod" for video camera , which annoys Liz. He is rude to her, mocking her disastrous romantic history and at one point compares her life to a " Cathy cartoon that just won't end".
He believes they are "settling soul mates" and sets the stage for another meeting during "Sweeps", which Liz assumes refers to television sweeps week , but which he claims is what the British call spring cleaning. After a tour of her abysmal past relationships, she decides Wesley is her only alternative and reluctantly agrees to get engaged to him. However, in the Season 4 finale Liz meets a pilot, Carol Matt Damon , whom she likes a lot and sends Wesley a break-up text.
He stupidly thinks they're getting past their first fight, but Liz tells him she's realized after meeting Carol that she can do much better than Wesley, and says goodbye to him. He leaves the room in defeat and has not been seen since.
In a Season 6 episode, a flashback scene has Liz outright telling her tax accountant "I'm having a go at cycling thanks to my boyfriend Wesley, whom I hate. Astronaut Mike Dexter John Anderson is Liz's fantasy boyfriend, to whom she compares all other men; Mike often appears when Liz is either alone or involved in disastrous relationships, and is no longer seen once she develops a relatively normal social life. Liz mentions Dexter in several episodes, and he appears in her imagination throughout Season 4.
In a fantasy sequence in " Dealbreakers Talk Show ," Dexter tells Liz he has to go back to space, but "enjoyed the kissing followed by [his] genuine interest in that TV dance competition". Liz meets an attorney named Mike also played by Anderson at Floyd 's wedding in " Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land "; this Mike describes himself as a " plushie " who enjoys having sex " yiffing " with people in mascot costumes at state parks. Anderson also appears, as a nod to Liz's fantasies of Dexter, in an episode of Jack's "Porn for Women" which features handsome men asking women about their day , which Liz buys.
Liz ends her idolization of the fictional astronaut after learning of her mother's premarital relationship with Buzz Aldrin recreated in Liz's fantasy flashback by Fey and Anderson and discussing the matter with present-day Aldrin in "The Moms". Carol Burnett Matt Damon is an airline pilot who begins a relationship with Liz in the season four finale. With an identical name to the television comedian's , he is her second consecutive boyfriend with the same name as a celebrity after Wesley Snipes.
Their first date takes place after he learns that Liz is the head writer of TGS with Tracy Jordan, and she finds out that Carol is an enthusiastic fan of the show, often showing episodes on his flights.
Liz enjoys their relationship at first because his frequent absences for work gives her freedom. Carol, however, is eager to settle down and pursue a more normal relationship, since every relationship he has had as an airline pilot were intermittent affairs due to his constant travel for work. Initially, Liz believes their similar personalities make them soul mates after they repeatedly share the same responses to games of " Would you rather ".
However they eventually realize that they are too similar, and in " Double-Edged Sword ", their equally controlling personalities come to a head after a heated argument while being stuck for hours on the runway on a plane piloted by Carol.
Criss is the third of Liz's boyfriends to share a name with a celebrity although there is a difference in spelling. He dropped out of law school, but holds a degree in ethnomusicology. He and Liz met somewhere between the end of season five and the beginning of season 6 at Riverside Park after Liz made fun of his turtleneck shirt. He runs a hot dog stand which sells organic hot dogs. Liz, assuming the fight is a breakup, frantically calls Criss to apologize and beg him to reconcile, only to discover that he never wanted to break up in the first place and is at home happily making dinner.
Patrick's Day ", a surprise visit from Dennis makes Liz finally admit that she is in love with Criss after an argument. When she tells him that she loves him, something she has never done to anyone, Criss responds by quoting Han Solo 's response to Princess Leia , "I know," thereby proving his suitability to the Star Wars -obsessed Liz. Jack sets up Liz on a "blind date" with Kevin, a man Jack actually hates, but his true purpose is to introduce Liz to Kevin's "awesome" Lemon-esque young daughter Bebe Wood.
After realizing that having children might be a good thing, Criss and Liz subsequently "put a pin" in this idea and decide to "just have some fun". Still, Criss is insecure in their relationship, believing that Liz might eventually bail on him.
Unfortunately he sells the van to "a really nice young guy on meth", who later steals money from a bank. Liz sees what she thinks is still Criss' van on a TV news report on the robbery, and thinking that Criss stole the money, tells him she will go to prison in his place.
Criss considers this a sign that Liz will not bail on him, and later in the episode, when Liz observes that the room Criss is renovating will make a great nursery, they both realize that they are ready to try for a baby, whether biological or adopted. As of Season 7, he and Liz are actively trying to have a child.
Liz's unusual libido starts to make things a bit difficult, but they eventually find what works for them both. After a failed pregnancy test, Liz and Criss decide to get married in order to make an adoption process easier. Liz and Criss eventually adopt a pair of elementary-school aged twins, Janet and Terry who are highly reminiscent of Tracy and Jenna.
Criss briefly goes to work as a dental receptionist, but discovers he much prefers being a stay-at-home father. Bianca Isabella Rossellini is Jack's first wife. Jack's mother disliked her from the beginning and their marriage was troubled.
Bianca was introduced in season one, episode twelve. She is engaged to Vincent Foley, and in episode 13 her divorce with Jack was finalized although they were legally separated since Jack mentioned that she was too much of a woman for him, which is why they divorced.
A point of contention in their divorce was an Arby's restaurant outside of Telluride, Colorado. Jack also insisted on keeping the box they had trained their dog to poop in. Condoleezza Rice portrayed by herself was one of Jack's shorter-lived relationships. Their relationship and eventual break-up was alluded to in the episode " The Break-Up ".
Among their disagreements concerned her lack of time for him during her tenure as Secretary of State  and whether or not Jack was as talented a flautist as Condoleezza is as a pianist. Phoebe Emily Mortimer is an art dealer and auctioneer, who works at the Christie's branch in Rockefeller Center. She reintroduces herself to Liz each time they meet, and asserts that her parents were poets.
She accepts, stunning Liz. When Liz finds Phoebe holding hands with an older man, Phoebe tells her that he is a former lover. Liz tells her that either she will tell Jack the truth or Liz will; while arguing with Liz, Phoebe drops her English accent and reveals herself as an American.
When Liz tells Jack he refuses to believe her, having been warned by Phoebe that Liz was making things up about her. When Jack's mother Colleen appears in " Hiatus ", she instantly dislikes Phoebe.
When Colleen visits Jack in the hospital, she discovers that Jack's heart rate monitor functions as a polygraph , and takes advantage of this discovery by asking Jack a series of personal questions. Phoebe catches on and asks Jack if he loves her. He claims that he does, but the machine indicates he is lying.
Phoebe slinks away in defeat; their wedding was subsequently canceled. She meets Jack at a cocktail party honoring Robert Novak , and the two end up sleeping together. Soon after, Jack discovers her identity and the fact that she is trying to sue NBC's fictitious parent company, Sheinhardt Wig, for dumping Auburn Fantasy Dye into the Chickatagua River which turned the children of Chickatagua orange.
Despite Jack and C. She returns in " Cooter ", approving the development of a gay bomb ; this gets Jack fired from his position in Washington, so he can return to 30 Rock and repays a favor she owed him.
Elisa Pedrera Salma Hayek is a Puerto Rican nurse , who is deeply religious and places a high value on family. She was introduced as a love interest for Jack in season three, when she cared for Colleen who had injured both hips. While nursing Colleen, Elisa begins a romantic relationship with Jack.
She also cares for another patient: Colleen hates Elisa and Jack's relationship; he accuses her of hating every woman with whom he has ever been involved. In "Larry King", Jack proposes to Elisa. She accepts, informing him that she is going to Puerto Rico and promising to call him.
When she returns, Elisa and Jack begin planning their wedding; however, it is revealed that Elisa is notorious among Puerto Ricans for killing her husband after she discovered he was cheating on her. She flies into a homicidal rage when she believes Jack and Liz are having an affair; after being dissuaded she calms down, agreeing with Jack to cancel the wedding and end the relationship because she cannot control her jealousy.
At some point thereafter, while back home in Puerto Rico, Elisa is incarcerated. She is married with two sons, though it is clear her marriage is unfulfilling. She and Jack were in the same German class where Jack was called "Klaus" and Nancy "Greta" ; Nancy's voice-mail code stands for "Klaus", indicating that Nancy has feelings for him.
By the time Nancy decides to divorce her husband, Jack is already involved with Avery. He dates both women, unable to decide. Nancy meets Avery and finds out she is pregnant, which Nancy tells Jack before leaving. She begins their relationship after a one-night stand during season four, after Jack is convinced that Nancy will never leave her husband.
He dates both simultaneously, and later chooses Avery over Nancy after being told by Nancy that Avery is pregnant. They attempt to marry during season five, between " Christmas Attack Zone " and " Mrs. Donaghy "; however, due to a language-based mishap, Jack is accidentally married to Liz the matter is resolved offscreen.
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